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\"Fremont<\/a><\/p>\n

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  1. I’ll never pretend to throw something and not throw it. I know you’re tuned into the chase, it’s lame <\/strong>to not give you a chance to go for it full speed.<\/li>\n
  2. I’ll never post pictures of you in your cone of shame, should the day come that you need one.<\/li>\n
  3. The cat is free to swat you at her leisure and you’re not allowed to fight back. Sorry dude, she’s got seniority.<\/li>\n
  4. If you get in a fight with anyone other than the cat, I’m 100% on your side and we’ll figure out the details later.<\/li>\n
  5. I’ll do my best to learn to speak your language so that when you really need to tell me something, I’ll understand.<\/li>\n
  6. Visitors here need to know it’s our house and you do not need to be locked up in a room or stay off the furniture. They’ll have to deal with it.<\/li>\n
  7. If you must choose between rolling in and eating manure, I prefer you’d roll in it. Just be ready for a bath when you get home. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.<\/li>\n
  8. When we go for runs together, I promise to stop and let you enjoy the things you like too, heartrate and personal best times be damned.<\/li>\n
  9. You will always get a treat for long days in the mountains, especially when you’re stuck in the truck for a long drive home.<\/li>\n
  10. Go ahead and hop on the bed when you’re ready to sleep, I’ll find space even if you’re sleeping on the pillows.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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