As always, the prancing buffoon is on the opposing team and the shell-shocked Colorado Rockie is on the home team. The guy who hit the home run is batting .168; the guy standing there is one of the premier players in baseball, Todd Helton, who is 2nd in national league batting at .346 (which means he's really first, since he's not juiced like a certain large headed Balco-enthusiast). The Rocks blew 38 saves this year, many of them thanks to Sean "good when not a starter, better when not out of the bullpen" Chacon.
This is main reason why most Colorado sports fans openly root for the Avs(Nordy Q's) and the Broncos and not the Rocks.
