1)Find/download one (1)of any of these songs: When The Levy Breaks (Led Zeppelin), Down on the Corner (CCR), Tricky (Run DMC)
2)Play song on chosen format (the louder the better) listen for 2 minutes
Voila the test is done!! Here's how to analyze the results:
A) You involuntarily began to tap your foot and bob your head; more advanced users may break into "the funky chicken" style of head movement and commence playing air drums. Gritty-rock star grimace indicates a high level of compliancy.
B)You sit stern faced, turn the music down, and feel a compulsion somewhere in your soul to listen to the music stylings of this guy. Any feeble attempt to clap or tap foot in time with music results in a seizure-looking cacophony of limbs.
So are you Republican?! If you experienced result A:
A) Good news! You have rhythm and soul, and somewhere in your body you have the ability to rock. You may not be able to dance but you can definitely bring it on air guitar/ drums. You are not Republican. Other indicators from this test:
* Your steering wheel has worn out, faded spots from where you've bashed it along to your favorite song; you also aren't afraid to sing in the car by yourself.
*You went and acquired additional songs from the test artists following the test.
*You don't know who Toby Keith is OR you do know and would prefer to listen to the Concerto of Blackboard Fingernails before listening to his special brand of "Ignorance Rock"
B) Uh oh! Chances are very high you are a white male! Your body's natural response to NOT bop along indicates an overdose of crappy music in your life. You also cannot dance, but you also can't keep time with even the simplest forms of music; your soul resists the urge to move in any sort of cohesion to the most basic of beats. You are in fact, a Republican. A few more indicators:
*The music you DO like is orchestrated by Lawrence Welk and played by a band of white men resembling your dentist OR
*You listen to music performed by men in cowboy hats who have never seen a dentist.
*You are uncertain as to what the "funky chicken" head movement refers to.
Thanks for playing and see you next!
