Eat the Dirt, Eat the Snail
Friday, October 13, 2006
Hola amigos! You'll never guess where Weird Al and I are going next week! Mexico (ai, ai, ai!?) I secured a contract with two (possibly three) luxury hotels in Puerto Vallarta to compose and edit their online copy. I'll be traveling by airplane, Weird Al will traveling in my Mp3 player.

As was often the case when I worked at Hooked, I go from pauper to prince for a few days. My "one meal a day of Ramen or other less-than-4 dollars food item" shall be replaced with the finest gourmet food (not to mention these are all-inclusive resorts, so I eat and get as fat as I can)! Instead of threatening calls from bill collectors, I'll be kindly treated to the finest amenities. No longer will I share a can of Fancy feast with Xanadu; I'll feast upon actual fancy foods.

Wilderness Press has come through for me too, allowing me to take this trip and extending my book deadline to do so! Hopefully, I won't have too many commitments down there so I can bring the ol' lappy and get some book stuff done in the sun.

Other news: I think if the 60's (70's?) rock instrumental "Classical Gas" had a batter name, people would still know of it in modern times. It sounds like a symptom of eating old-world beans. I've heard two versions: the more cheesy, orchestra-backed Hawaii 5-O simulacrum and a superior solo acoustic guitar version. I was inspired to listen to it after hearing Servo yell it at some guitar playing dope on Mystery Science Theater 3000 (PLAY CLASSICAL GAS!)

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