LOL I'M GONNA BE RICH!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
I swear, spam emailers must be college professors who assign this stuff to their students for creative writing classes. I present to you the latest email I got--sadly it's not from an African Warlord but a wealthy man of God in England. Also, LOL at "Father William Smith". He got in one little fight and his Mom scared, she said "You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Wimbome".

Rev' Father Peter Basil (Parish Priest)
St. Catherine's Catholic Parish
4 Lewens Lane,Wimbome
DORSET BH21 ILF London, UK


Dear Beloved,


On behalf of the trustees and executor of the estate of Late Sir.
William
Smith, I wish to notify you that late Sir. Williams Smith, made you a
beneficiary to his Will. He left the sum of Two Million Five Hundred
and
fifty thousand Pounds Sterling (£2,550.000.00 BPS) to you in the
Codicil and
last testament to his Will.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and
true.
Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the
past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends
abroad that wished you good. Sir. Williams Smith passed away peacefully
in
the Lister Hospital London, after a short illness at the age of 88
years.

He was born May 10th 1915, died June 26th 2003, and his Will is now
ready
for execution. Sir. Williams Smith, until his death was a very
dedicated
Christian who loved to give out.

Sir. Williams Smith was a kind and generous-hearted man, a real
gentleman
who had many friends here and abroad. According to him this money is to
support your activities and to help the poor and the needy in your
Country.

Please If I reach you as I am hopeful; endeavor to get back to me as
Soon as
possible, to enable the solicitor executing the Will to conclude his
job.
You should forward along your telephone and fax Numbers, including your
present mailing address. Please response to via e-mail address for
security
reason ( fatherpeterbasil3@excite.com )

I'm looking forward for your urgent response.

Yours in His service,

Rev' Fr. Peter Basil (Parish Priest)

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