Wifey!
Friday, February 25, 2005
In order to buy a deck of cards on a Cherokee Indian reserve in North Carolina, the wise old Indian elder behind the counter insisted I marry Christina because it is a disgrace for a woman to have money and for a man to have none. (We won't go there.) Since Christina had a few bucks (my wallet was off in Pennsylvania somewhere in my stolen van) and I had none, we thus wed and she became my property and her money magically became mine! It was great! SHE gave the dude the cash, he gave ME the change! I assume by that system, the cards are mine too.

Now, if I was married to every girl who had money when I didn't let's just say I'd feel right at home in Utah.

The good news: Christina will be out in Colorado this weekend! It'll be great to see her--our 7th anniversary will be March 20th, 2005. I think we've done well with her being in North Carolina and I in Colorado. I can even post a picture of us as a Christmas card preview on Monday...if I have time. I'm off to Vancouver Tuesday morning to hang out at Jasper National Park, sadly without the little missus'.

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