I had the last of my dental work done today. The left side of my mouth is numb up to my ear and I'm a hungry man! I can't eat until my head thaws out. I'm officially putting a copy of my bill on my bathroom mirror with giants letters: BRUSH YOUR TEETH FOR 2 MINTUES OR PAY THE PRICE!!
Also, for the record, when the dentist says "oops" and a torrent of blood cascades over your lips, it's a most disconcerting feeling. On the plus side, the in-dentist movie was "Spaceballs".
