Deere John
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
My poor lil' blog was sad to hear the news of an epic lawn care contract that aims to swallow up my free time like a mulching mower gnawing away at over ripe fields of rye. Basically, I have approximately 1 million reviews on lawn mowers/tractors for a freelance contract that I am planning to accept tomorrow. Personal endeavors? Out the window baby! Here's the pros and cons:

Pros:
-The sheer amount of work should wiggle me completely out of debt by about mid-April so I can start my 32nd year out of money trouble.

-I'll know so much about lawn tractors and mowers, I'll be able to have my initials double for John Deere. I may even be able to chaw tobacky (in my case, Big League Chew) and talk shop with the overall wearing locals in eastern Colorado.

Cons:
-My already-flailing social life will be absorbed in a fury of lawn clippings.

-I may actually take to wearing a puffy green and yellow cap in earnest.

In some ways I can consider this the final phase of my book--the "making the money to pay back the whole project" phase. The timing is decent because as soon as the lawn care work is done I can focus on promoting my book/slideshows/etc. for the spring. I'll admit, my NES time is taking a big hit but this is what being an adult is all about (until May).

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